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Curves by alzircon Curves by alzircon
Dedicated to all the butthurt fatties, who hijacked the word 'curvy'. Problem? :iconcooltrollplz:

And yes, that is a fish in the face pwnage aka селёдкой по морде.:la:
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NicaRox2006 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THANK YOU FOR THIS COMIC YO!!! YOU RULE :headbang:
Lol and I love all the butthurt comments saying that this comic is ignorant. EVERY woman has a body shape, however, they may have it more or less. So to say that 'large women have curves' is pretty redundant. Skinny, boy shape (rulers) bodies also have curves, however, they are pretty small.
And I love all the people who also say 'both are beautiful. EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL'.. yeah, we ain't talkin' about inner beauty and self confidence, we are talking strictly PHYSIQUE y'know? Gets on my nerves... and also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. An example would be my sis and mom. My sis loves petite thin women. Flat abs, hourglass figure but not fat. My mom loves bodies like Marylin's, flat abs, thick legs and big bust and a nice figure.
It's just up to the person to feel sorry for themselves or to hold their chin up high and work with what they have.
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AwesomeHellee9 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist
So true
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Shorjok Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! Thank god someone said it!

OP, I love you.
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Black-Allison Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
I'm not gonna hate on a fat person because they are fat.

But seriously, stop lying to yourself.
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chaorcrew Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
but you should hate that one becuase she was being a bitch unprevoked
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AutumnalEssence Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Truthful comic is truthful :iconthumbsupplz:
I think my body's more the middle type :)
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Analog-Cyborg Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012   General Artist
I don't consider the middle type to be fat. :I

Because some women can have wider set hips and larger leg muscle, especially if you work out. Or if you have a large German booty like me. :icontrollfaceplz:

True curves aren't restricted to perfectly thin people.


But otherwise I agree.
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ShugarSketch Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
SHE GOT LUMPS
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XxcookievampxX Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Student General Artist
:) this is funny
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CaptainRumsz Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2011
It's not true that overweight people can't have curves, Technically I'm over weight but I have boobies XDD
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SilentTurok18 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
....can I help? :iconkillitwithfireplz:
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ben-hurr Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
they're only curves if they curve, not roll
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Necromancer-Staff Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
God damn yes!
I hate when they call people "anorexic" just because they're not fat, too.
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING IN BETWEEN FAT AND ANOREXIC OR ANYTHING, NOPE.
Have these people ever even MET real anorexics? 0:
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've seen several at the gym. Oh god, why are they even allowed there. They're like zombies.:fear:
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Guei-Girl Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010
*LOL* Epic WIN.

Morbidly obese people aren't curvy,they're usually round like a bowling ball.
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SquirrellyWrathGrl Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You wanna know what I find funny?
Through out the laaasttt bit of highschool I decided to stick with, there was this normal chunky bitch who claimed I was anorexic :/
And I find it so funny that I have this comic faved because quite frankly, it's true. Every woman has curves, it's a girl's calling card. Problem is there IS going to be a point where you aren't gonna SEE those curves anymore other then the top half or the jelly rolls of fat ladden in the waist. I'm at average at the very least and if that's still considered "Anorexic" then fine, I need help, someone get me two dozen donuts and whatever else is bad for my thighs, ass, and waist. Thank you for being what some would call a "bitch" and spreading something people fear most: The truth and knowledge.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's what I do. Thanks.:la:
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SquirrellyWrathGrl Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome :iconlawooplz:
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Volcano-Queen Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010

I love chubby the most. :meow:
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JSZ-JaZz Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
middle type ftw

also, serious Bubbles is serious
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was actually aiming for a more :iconwthplz: face.:giggle:
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Junkotan Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist
IM SMALL AND HAS A BOYISH FIGURE BUT I CAN STILL GIVE BIRTH TO SMALL SCREAMING SPEWING...THINGS. So there.

<3
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Kunoichi-Dawn Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol half-life. crowbar attack!!!
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The-Seacow Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Hoohah! Way to lay a beatdown of knowledge :), you learn something new everyday.
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BloodRelic Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
XD ah!!!!!!
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LouiiseD Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
HAHAHAH .. I love the powerpuff girl!
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TJ-Triple-J Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
FISH KILL!
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SoulStarforger Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
Hahahaha... I'm the fat and curvy section, I think.
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Umix Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
I pretty much agree with this comic. Though people might not see it as you hating the word misused, but as an attack on fat people because they are fat. Or maybe I'm confused and it was an attack? Oh well.

I hate seeing ‘Curvy’ used as a way to describe someone fat in magazines. It’s like: No, they are just fat. I can see those rolls under that shirt. The same thing goes for people talking about my body type. No, I am not curvy- I’M FAT. And just because I’m fat doesn’t mean I lack a body shape. The same goes for thin girls. Just because you’re thin does not automatically mean you’re a pencil. All women have a body shape. Some women are very curvy, others aren’t. Sometimes you’re curvy just on the top or bottom. But curves=/=True woman.

I’m not saying being a bit chunky is bad. Not at all. I’ve seen many celebrities who are toned and bigger, and they look great. Being proud in your body type isn’t bad at all. But if you’re going around saying thinner girls are less of a women, you should be slapped. No one should say someone is less of a person because of how they look.

Anyways, funny comic. I like how as the comic goes along, thing are added into the hair. The powerpuff girl was funny as well.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course people will misunderstand. Then again, I put a trollface there, should be a little hint not to take shit on the intranets to heart.))

I'm actually talking out of experience, when I say the fat is covering the waist. Although I'm a S size, the fat I have [like any healthy person] decided to store exactly around my waist, ergo covering it up and making me look like a board with tits.:XD:
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wutang44 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
удивительным шутка... this is pretty funny, and I can agree with this out of experience and, well... taste.
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ThePumpkinSpice Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This this this this this
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dixycup Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Student General Artist
Ha! well, I agree completely, though could have been said more nicely ;)

There is DEFINATELY a difference between fat and curvy. Curvy i dont mind if i'm in the industrial club and she has on a garter type corset on. Where i draw the line is the girls with upwards of three fat rolls trying to wear the same thing and i want to claw my eyes out.

That said, i have the sympathy for the bigger girls, having once weighed over 30lbs more than i do. Now as a skinnier girl (i think i fall into your skinny to thinner normal range...size 4 junior) I can safely say the same things I did then: showing off your fat rolls is gross. modesty is indeed your best policy.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice is boring.:iconteheplz:
I don't know what sizing you people have there, derp. I wear size 36 pants. European sizing, methinks.:iconwalleyedplz:
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dixycup Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Student General Artist
oh, 34, for me. :p
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Bumsy Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
The one with her using the Powerpuff Girl made me crack up. :lmao:
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crazymew Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
My preference is 'normal to chubby', but I wouldn't say 'no' to a 'skinny to normal' girl either, l3
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1000th Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
UUUUGH I LOVE YOU
I've been told I'm unhappy because I'm skinny.
Apparently health and depression are best friends.

It doesn't matter if you're overweight, but trying to justify it by putting thin people down makes you an ignorant bully.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, what? You mean, people actually go I'm here to inform you that you are in a deep state of depression, because you don't weigh x lbs? :iconwthplz:
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1000th Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Student Digital Artist
It's happened, yes. Went something like:
Her: God, get your skinny ass out of the way.
Me: Excuse me, the doorway is too narrow for you with or without me.
Her: Ugh! You know what you're problem is? You're so embarrassed and anorexic that you make fun of other people! Fuck you!

:/
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL projection.:iconteheplz:
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Tsuki-Shika Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
Why is it bad to be skinny or fat? They are both just women's body types. A real woman's figure could look male, or be a bbw and super curvy. This is an ignorant comic in my opinion, and you seem insecure about yourself to backlash so violently against "butthurt fatties."

Also if anyone with more fat than you is telling you that real women have curves, and trying to say you aren't a real women, then they are just as wrong.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SRS BZNS, YO.
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Tsuki-Shika Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010
My point still stands.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol whatever you say, sweetie.:lol:
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TornAroundtheEdges Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
ok, you don't have to be a complete bitch, seriously.

If a girl's fat, she knows it and tells herself she's curvy to try and make herself feel better. Which is stupid. If a girl is fat and she doesnt want to be, there are ways to do it. But instead, alot of overweight girls act like they're a victim and like everyone should feel sorry for them for it. Whenever overweight people beg for compliments it really pisses me of. Like when they say, oh i look so FAT in this outfit and they expect you to tell them they dont when they DO and its their own fault.

But if a girl can overcome that and be confident in their body, skinny or not, its an accomplishment. More power to them. But hating on other body types isnt cool, whether youre skinny and feel superior or if youre "curvy" and feel more original.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why not? I like being a complete bitch.:la:

But seriously, my hate is exactly towards the first type of chicks you described. I wouldn't give two flying decorated shits about body types, if these fatasses didn't feel the need to rip on us lower size women, telling us we're not 'real women' or somehow inferior, because we don't have a certain amount of fat on us.
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Zheida Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010
fucken seconded.
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Sindaj Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
Since when did being skinny become a bad thing D;


probably since over half the population is overweight and arn't skinny e.e

.....this.......

I am dissapoint. :iconotlplz:
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Biog33k Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
:rofl: So much truth.
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