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I've been hearing this phrase way too often lately. Yes, mostly by women these things, that look like that.

Funny enough, I was trying to cram all the hoe stereotypes I could think of in one character and then, lo and behold, I see this girl at work (I work in a grocery store). I shit you not, this is exactly what she looked like. I grabbed a paper towel and quickly wrote and/or sketched down all these magnificent details now you see before you.:lol:
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:iconrenee-niels:
Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... So what makes you any better for judging the woman based on her appearance?
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everything.Grin -revised- by camelhijackation
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:iconhoverboardfan14:
HoverBoardFan14 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student General Artist
I never wear anything fake and I try to be myself, men still don't want me. 
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LemonPoppySeedMuffin Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
This looks like me school..:( 
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MJDisneyGirl Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
(Sigh) So true. SOme women today are expecting SO much sincerity in men, and yet they show very, very little to NONE within themselves. No, I disagree! 
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TilskKarishma Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The scary thing is, this species looks the same on the whole planet. Like they were clones or something like that. o.O
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ikr? But you know what, I thought this problem was bad in Lithuania. When I moved to UK it turned out that the girls here put WAAAAY more make-up and fake-ass shit on themselves.:giggle:
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:icontilskkarishma:
TilskKarishma Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah UK have realy "special" girlz. xD
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lakkysan2 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will try not to say anything that might be found offensive by someone but i kind of agree with you :-).
I think men are alright and should not be treated like they were penis-demons or something like that.

Both genders are human and should be treated equally.
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pugfarts Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not a woman.

ITS A DEMON!!! :noes:


KILL IT! :iconkillyouwithfireplz:
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:iconmastermorality:
MasterMorality Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
For the win.
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:iconpatapata11:
PataPata11 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
Theys not ladehs...
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:iconmarsinferno:
MarsInferno Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student
Wow you changed. XD;
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:iconleannetran:
leannetran Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The dark roots were a nice touch. :)
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Ayior Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011  Professional Filmographer
...Pay special attention to the outpopping belly. XD
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:iconcandiedjellyfish:
CandiedJellyfish Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Student Filmographer
Those women are funny.
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:iconpaperlotus:
PaperLotus Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011   Digital Artist
I could not help but notice this... um, female, which reminds me of basic school girls I see most of the time. They were common even in my time. But I guess this is what happens when people takes Britney Bitch or Paris Hilton as their role model.

I don't mean to be racist, but something makes me want to set these kind of people on fire. Maybe they burn better with their super heavy make-up and disgusting perfumes.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What do you mean "in my time"? I'm older, than you.:lol:
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:iconpaperlotus:
PaperLotus Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011   Digital Artist
I ment when I was younger. :P
And you aren't that much older than me.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That was pretty much my point: we're basically the same age, yet you said 'in my time' like old farts do.:lol:
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:iconpaperlotus:
PaperLotus Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011   Digital Artist
Alright, maybe it wasn't best thing to say then. Oh well, no point to cry about now. :P
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ElectricSketches Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
Fake thing like them are all over England to and because i don't dress like that I'm a slag lmfao.

Brilliant detail
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Unit17 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011
I don't get it why women (not all) likes to wear orange skin? Also the main theme for conversation on the phone, is probably something like: "Hi, what are you doing?" as if it's really important to know before you build a discussion.
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:iconzody:
ZoDy Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011   General Artist
...she looks like the majority of modern day British woman D: ..how tragic..
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ben-hurr Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
were b da reel men at

Also oh god this is a real person
OH GOD
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AnimationFan Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
That is amazing, I couldn't stand the sight of a real life person like that without dying a little inside. xD I'm impressed and horrified that you managed to capture her in a drawing, she definitely looks like the biggest hoe stereotype. Great job on that!

By the way, that phrase she's saying is terrible and everyone who says it should feel terrible
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
What do you think about men?
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is a very vague question.:lol:
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
Answer it!
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't, it's too vague.:lol:
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:iconneo-kaiser:
Neo-Kaiser Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011
No it's not! It's so easy to understand.
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:iconrenee-niels:
Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree, it's very vague...
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aha-mccoy Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
well this lady had a pretty... peculiar look I can say >w>
hehe well that's pretty nice. you drew her very well X3
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BadgertheBlue Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist
Amazing, hahaha.

I would love to ask someone like this what their definition of a 'real' man is. I am honestly curious, but at the same time my instincts tell me it would piss me off.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
        . o O ("Smart, funny, caring, loving, loyal...")
:flirty:
Translation: buff, makes ME laugh, showers me with expensive gifts, PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!, doesn't even think of meeting other people, ESPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN.
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GuyaricanKitten Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Lol, that does indeed have "ho" written all over it. I love the way you did the belly flab xD
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It must be some kind of rule of thumb amongst these creatures to always sport a muffin top.:lol:
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CriminalXIntent Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I must ask, "JUST WHERE ARE THE REAL WOMEN?"

and wait for iiiiiiit...! :icontrollface:
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Boredman Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
...and then you called the MIB to report her, right ? .'
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Too bad I didn't get to see her get taken away.:eager:
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Boredman Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
...maybe you did, but they erased your memory of it XD
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LizardAndBlankets Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh man, everything about this is perfect. You couldn't of done a better job! XD

She's right, though.. there are no real men for an unreal skank. >:|
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PerryStudios Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
:lol:

Some reason she looks like Brittnay Spears at first thought or maybe it was the belly and hair.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconteheplz: Could be.
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AstralKiwi Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHA :heart:
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Tianna-chan Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
._. This is a strange sub-species of women that seem to be growing in numbers. Good thing they're stupid or we'd all be doomed
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alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, it's not good. They're growing in numbers and they are more likely to get knocked up and raise even more retards. We're fucking doomed.:crying:
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:icontianna-chan:
Tianna-chan Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Noo! We need to do some seriouse population control then!
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Kuumehoro Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's even more scary when kids at elementary level become like this. Minus the boobs and hips of course.

You forgot the cigarettes and beer stains on her shirt btw XD.
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:iconalzircon:
alzircon Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well no, I wasn't going for crackwhore, but more what locally is called a 'fyfa' (pronounced feeh-fah). They generally take super duper care of their appearance and take it to ridiculous lengths. They're the ones, who you can smell a mile away for their super nauseatingly sweet perfume.
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