I've been working on this for liek 3 days, omai.
The idea spawned after watching several The Atheist Experience
vids on YouTube.
So yes, on with the bio:
The Christian SWAT are highly equipped Christians, who usually storm in, when a religious debate gets at hand.
Their primary weapon is their BV-G - the Bible Verse Gun, which is loaded with an actual KJV Bible. Their usual tactic is to appear suddenly and shoot 5 verse rounds per minute. If they get too excited about the 'battle', they start shooting bible verses insanely in random directions.
The Circular Logic Shield - it is their greatest defense and greatest weakness at the same time. You see, it's powered entirely by their own logic: if one realizes why circular logic is fallible - the shield automatically loses its power and they are instantly vulnerable to evidence, which can easily pierce their Faith Vest. If they do not see why circular logic is fail - no amount of reason or evidence an EVER so much as scratch them.
Also, they have their Ignorance Goggles on all the time, just in case.
Some SWAT Christians choose to go only in one direction and power their gun with only one or two books of the bible, Leviticus or Revelations, for example.
Whew, this was fun. If I get the inspiration, I might draw the rest of the bunch, like Civilian Christians & Atheists, The Atheist, The Creationist, The Priest and so on.
You know, this would actually make a pretty lulzy comic or a game entitled "Holy Wars". I should totally sell that idea to DC comics or EA Games.If you get offended by this, please DO go batshit insane quoting the bible at me, it would give others reason to point at you saying lololol Christian SWAT.