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The Christian SWAT by alzircon The Christian SWAT by alzircon
I've been working on this for liek 3 days, omai.
The idea spawned after watching several The Atheist Experience vids on YouTube.
So yes, on with the bio:
The Christian SWAT are highly equipped Christians, who usually storm in, when a religious debate gets at hand.

Their primary weapon is their BV-G - the Bible Verse Gun, which is loaded with an actual KJV Bible. Their usual tactic is to appear suddenly and shoot 5 verse rounds per minute. If they get too excited about the 'battle', they start shooting bible verses insanely in random directions.

The Circular Logic Shield - it is their greatest defense and greatest weakness at the same time. You see, it's powered entirely by their own logic: if one realizes why circular logic is fallible - the shield automatically loses its power and they are instantly vulnerable to evidence, which can easily pierce their Faith Vest. If they do not see why circular logic is fail - no amount of reason or evidence an EVER so much as scratch them.

Also, they have their Ignorance Goggles on all the time, just in case.

Some SWAT Christians choose to go only in one direction and power their gun with only one or two books of the bible, Leviticus or Revelations, for example.

Whew, this was fun. If I get the inspiration, I might draw the rest of the bunch, like Civilian Christians & Atheists, The Atheist, The Creationist, The Priest and so on.:lol:

You know, this would actually make a pretty lulzy comic or a game entitled "Holy Wars". I should totally sell that idea to DC comics or EA Games.:dummy:

If you get offended by this, please DO go batshit insane quoting the bible at me, it would give others reason to point at you saying lololol Christian SWAT.:heart:
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DELTAfox1994 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
This is funny. But I've met actual Christians who have been actual SWAT officers. Their faith stands up pretty well when they're going in to save lives.
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MrsDiesel Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Student General Artist
Awesome! God Bless :)
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Steve1999 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
LOL
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El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011
Creationist Logic - Black is not Green, therefore Evolution is false. :-?
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Satan-Is-Cool Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Creationist logic is an oxymoron.
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El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Indeed.
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Nurikosguardian Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
oh man, dude.

Someone else who loves watching The Atheist Experience.
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alzircon Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I used to, awhile ago, but it's just very repetitive and got boring really fast.:iconsadtardplz:
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AlexanderVenturi Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Now this is just bloody brilliant! I love just about everything with this picture, and the fact that these are the usual responses met when in a religious debate make it all the more appealing! I'm guessing you go up against these guys on a regular basis, huh?
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alzircon Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Uh, not really, no. I'm usually just observing.:giggle:
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